why the hell are toilets so loud?!! like i’m half asleep and then i flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am
Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck
I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago
Stevie Wonder, 64 years old, and his fiance are expecting triplets.
Damn I can’t even get a call back…
"Stevie I’m pregnant. I thought you used a condom"