YOU LURVE MEH
Welcome to the inner workings of my mind. So dark and foul I can't describe. Nights like this I become afraid of the darkness in my heart. Hurricane -MSMR
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weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

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cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

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9 hours ago - 390,672 notes -

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

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actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

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lameborghini:

*boy doesn’t respond to my text* god damn it boys are so fckin unreliable im swearing them off for good this time #nofuckboys2014
*boy responds 5 minutes later* omg boys are so cute i love them 😍 choke me with ur dick

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frenchinhalechanelxoxo:

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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Like if youre horny and want to destroy america

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